Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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