She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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