Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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