i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
