At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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