So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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