Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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