is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
