who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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