I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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