her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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