Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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