She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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