I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There r osticjed everywhere
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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