To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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