Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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