If i come over, it means nothing
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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