have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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