Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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