Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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