I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I don't think brook has ever known best
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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