remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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