So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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