Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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