My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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