She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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