She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
