Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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