i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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