best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
The air taste purple.
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