u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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