can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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