I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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