I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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