Sry I called you an 8
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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