Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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