God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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