we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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