u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
