I'm eating all of the evidence.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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