The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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