I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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