I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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