ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Success! We fucked roommates!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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