One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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