He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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