I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
it was like eating out sand paper
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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