I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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