By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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