Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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