Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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