I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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