Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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