He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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