I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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